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Just a bloke interested in the socio-political whatnots around the world, particularly those in Malaysia. Loves a laugh or/and story or two, or more, but loves civility and courtesy much more, especially in politics

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Ketuanan mentality over Selangor MB position?

The Star - Guan Eng: Selangor MB post should be decided by Pakatan and not just PKR


Indeed!

Commonsense and basic understanding of what a coalition means ought to have apprised us of that.

Yet Wanita PKR chief Zuraida Kamaruddin had the audacious and indeed outrageous temerity to snarl at DAP and PAS to stay out of the issue on the appointment of the Selangor Mentri Besar.


What a blooming disappointment she (and others in PKR, wakakaka) didn't and couldn't understand that Pakatan as a coalition (and not PKR alone) won the state in GE-13.

And the obscenity of her contemptible presumptuousness has been that PKR has emerged as the component party in Pakatan with the LEAST number of seats, only 14 compared to PAS' 15 and DAP's 15, yet she had the brazen nerve to act as if the MB position is a birthright of PKR, a lamentable ketuanan mentality.

Dei Auntie, your PKR has the least number of seats lah

Most indicatively it shows the buah bangsat langsat hasn't fallen far from the UMNO tree.

yalah, so few only lor
wakakaka


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Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Saiful Bukhari's father withdraws apology to Anwar Ibrahim

In  my other blog KTemoc Konsiders I posted Son and father on 09 March 2013. One of the 'son & father' stories I raised was about Azlan Mohd Lazim, the father of Saiful Bukhari Azlan.

Yes, Saiful is the bloke involved in the Sodomy II notoriety, who had accused Anwar Ibrahim of ... er ... "whatever" - let's not go there.



TMI had then reported that ... in a heavily-guarded press conference yesterday, Azlan, 60, alleged that the conspiracy was planned by a special officer in the Prime Minister’s Department and was engineered to tarnish Anwar’s image with another sodomy charge, the opposition leader’s second since he lost his post in government in 1998.

Azlan, who was not with his son at the press conference called by PKR’s Datuk Johari Abdul, apologised to Anwar and his family over the incident, admitting the episode had put them through much pain and suffering.

During the press conference, Mr Azlan Lazim was accompanied by, wakakaka, a PKR man, though this time, thank G-D, there was no Sivarasa Rasiah, wakakaka - see also my post The missing man in the Altantuyaa story.

As I mentioned in my KTemoc post, strangely when I went through my notes on Saiful, I notice no reference or mention of his father, Mr Azlan Mohd Lazim at all, zilch, nada, kosong - of course I could be wrong. But nonetheless, based on that qualified limited knowledge, his appearance at the press conference was out of the blue.

However, in my notes, I read that Saiful's uncle was mentioned in Malaysiakini's Saiful in hiding, uncle has faith - his uncle reported that Saiful has been subjected to horrendous character assassination on the Internet. Well matey, I am not surprised at all knowing the gross feral behaviour of our Malaysian moronic mindless Myrmidons, wakakaka.

But never of his father – maybe it’s just me and my general lack of interest in the subject, where I could have missed reading about Mr Azlan Lazim's involvement and consoling of his son during the Sodomy II period, though I have to say I read of Saiful's uncle defending Saiful and also viewed a video clip of Saiful's brother also defending Saiful - but never of or about the father.

Anyway, Saiful Bukhari repudiated his father's statement in the press conference. FMT's I stand by my accusation, says Saiful reported that Saiful, at a press conference held at his lawyer's office, in a response to his father's so-called repentant 'confession', said:

“In the name of Allah, my race and Malaysia, I will not budge from my allegation, the statements I made in court and the religious oath I took in a mosque years back, till my death.”

Wow, “In the name of Allah ..." is pretty serious stuff.

So what next, other than moral victory and vindication for Anwar Ibrahim?

Well, would you believe it that today, TMI in its Saiful’s dad retracts apology to Anwar, now says Sodomy II not a plot reported:

KAJANG, May 1 ― Azlan Mohd Lazim has now retracted his apology to Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim, saying today his son Saiful Bukhari’s sodomy complaint against the opposition leader was not a plot. 
He added that “certain quarters” had influenced him to apologise to Anwar and say it was a political conspiracy in a closed-door press conference last March 8.
“Today, I retract my apology to Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim and stress that my son’s sodomy case is true."
“It isn’t a political conspiracy,” he told a press conference at a hotel here.

Okay, so be it, and yes, the timing sucks inasmuch as the timing of the media interview of widow of P Balasubramaniam sucked, wakakaka.

I am not so interested in what Mr Azlan Lazim has said, or what Anwar Ibrahim or Saiful Bukhari will say.

But sure as hell, I want to know what those PKR supporters will be saying THIS TIME about Mr Azlan Lazim, wakakaka.





Sunday, April 21, 2013

Where it's criminal to be handsome

From International Business Times 17 April 2013:

Emirati stud wakakaka

Saudi Arabia Expels Three Emiratis For Being ‘Too Handsome


By Palash R. Ghosh April 17 2013 1:00 PM

In one of the most bizarre stories to come out of Saudi Arabia in recent years, three men from the United Arab Emirates were deported from the Kingdom reportedly because they were “too handsome” and would unduly attract the ardor of too many Saudi women.

Saudi sweeties

The Emirati men were expelled from the country on Sunday, by Saudi religious police while attending an annual culture show -- the Jenadriyah Heritage and Culture Festival -- in the capital of Riyadh, according to the website of Arab language Elaph newspaper.

Saudi sweeties may be influenced by Emirati men
to become like this Arab hottie

“A festival official said the three Emiratis were taken out on the grounds they are too handsome and that the Commission members feared female visitors could fall for them,” the newspaper said. The commission referred to is for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices.

or this one

The three men were immediately deported to Abu Dhabi.

Dubai-based Emirates 24/7, however, has reported that the expulsion was promoted by the presence of an Emirati woman artist at its exhibition at the festival, which would suggest Saudi officials were upset by a mixing of the sexes at the event.

Under Saudi custom and law, unrelated men and women are forbidden to interact.

meanwhile, across the Red Sea
[hmmm, poor Moses went the wrong way]


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Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Hindraf warned Pembelot Waythamoorthy

Even for some Hindraf members, Waythamoorty cozy chummy coyness with Aneh Nambikei a.k.a Najib Razak was just too much.

Yesterday FMT reported that those Hindraf members told Waytha to denounce BN or quit Hindraf.


Waythamoorthy, hope you know what 'pembelot' means
If you don't, read the story of Mir Jafar, another Indian pembelot

They accused him of making pro UMNO decisions without consulting the members. Jayathas, Hindraf's former Information Chief said:

“Why should we go to BN when we can still negotiate with PR? We have been against BN all this while. Why this sudden change?”

“Waythamoorthy has never met us and continues to make decisions for Hindraf and the Indians within his faction of the movement. This has to stop.”


Mir Muhammed Jafar Ali Khan Bahadur
more notoriously known as just Mir Jafar

mirjafar in Bengali & meerjafar in Urdu
is synonymous with pembelot or quisling

Hindraf coordinator for KL, N Shanmugam revealed that Waythamoorthy had even marginalized (kicked out from his faction) those supporters who questioned his recent statements and actions.

Shanmugan said: “We are not his enemies. He is one of us. He should have worked together with our other four leaders. Instead, he is splitting the Indian voters.”

“Hindraf has never supported Umno or BN and we will never vote for them.

“We have been deprived of our rights for far too long and we are not going to change our mind just because they accept our blueprint on the eve of elections.”

Actually Najib hasn't yet accepted Hindraf so-called blueprint but Waythamoorthy and his close aides have indicated their political preference as if Aneh Nambikei has, wakakaka.

good novel - full of supernatural stuff
like 'now you see it, then you don't'
wakakaka

Related:

(a) SARSI

Saturday, March 30, 2013

MCA's innovative political campaign - to beg!

When you think you can't win through political policies, programs or popularity, you beg.

Prior to the 2008 general election, Ong Ka Chuan humiliated (not humbled) himself and the MCA by begging the Chinese voters for crumbs.


aiyah, tolong give MCA sikit lah

He was acutely aware that the Chinese voters would not only swing but swing massively. He was proven correct on 05 March 2008, but his begging fell on deaf eyes as MCA in the north and Gerakan were annihilated, at long last brothers again in their misery, wakakaka.

Today, just prior to GE-13, another MCA man, Donald Lim, MCA Selangor Chief, has made a similar humiliating (not humble) appeal, a very cheen chnea ch'arm (hou ch'arm or plaintive one), to Selangor voters (no doubt especially the Chinese): Please don't make us 'eat egg'.


aiyah, tolong give MCA sikit lah

'Eat egg' is Chinese colloquialism for total loss, zero, zilch, ileh, kosong, koyak, or in Penang parlance:  su kau kau ka tio t'au kau (literally lose drastically until one has to strip one's pants off in order to pay the debts off - lose one's pants) wakakaka.

Incidentally, Penangites even identify what type of egg spells zero, namely aah nui or duck egg wakakaka.


what man, Donald
you MCA types even discriminate against us ducks

wakakaka

Malaysiakini reported:

Selangor MCA chief Donald Lim Siang Chai appealed to voters in the state not to wipe out the party from Selangor as it has been working hard to serve the people in the past five years, despite being badly defeated in 2008.

“Although the voters had rejected us (MCA) in the last general election, we still carried on with our service.

“I hope the people will give us some votes. Don’t make us eat egg,” Lim said in an exclusive interview with Oriental Daily News.


My dear Donald, the political solution for your MCA lies not in avoiding duck eggs but getting a couple of egg-like thingys (Penangites call them laan hoot, wakakaka) for each of your politician, especially when you deal with UMNO on your constituency's rights.

in case you still don't get what laan hoot are, wakakaka

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

The old man who 'kills' young men

FMT's Start guerrilla warfare, Sultan to followers reported:

when an old man makes mistakes, young men die

MANILA: Followers of Sulu Sultan Jamalul Kiram III are not withdrawing from Sabah, and he has instructed them to conduct guerrilla warfare against Malaysian forces.

Kiram said yesterday the withdrawal of his army, led by his brother Agbimuddin from Sabah, was not an option, the Philippine Star reported today.

Now, if he is not a criminal, what is he then?

Secondly, he is not a Sultan, much as he likes to titled himself.

But tragically, when an old man makes mistakes, it's the young men who die.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

World bully, terrorist and criminal

FMT - US drone strikes violation: UN

MQ-9 Reaper - a surveillance hunter killer drone

We don't need the UN to tell us that, but nevertheless it's good that there is now an official international verdict on the USA terrorism and war crimes against smaller countries, mind you, not that there's much the international community can do against a superpower world bully.

UN spokeperson stated: “As a matter of international law, the U.S. drone campaign in Pakistan is … being conducted without the consent of the elected representatives of the people, or the legitimate Government of the State.”

Note the hypocrisy of the USA, the so-called leader of world democracy (or if you like, the USA's bullshit 'freedom') when it arrogantly arbitrarily and arsehole-ly ignored and undoubtedly will continue to ignore 'the consent of the elected representatives of the people, or the legitimate Government of the State', in this UN investigated case, Pakistan.

“It involves the use of force on the territory of another state without its consent and is therefore a violation of Pakistan’s sovereignty.”


It did the same in Afghanistan, Iraq and numerous other places, killing people including innocent men, women and children by the hundreds of thousands..

Back home, we need to ask: Is the USA still partial to Anwar Ibrahim now that it sees a US-friendly (even pro USA) Najib as PM of Malaysia?

Friday, March 08, 2013

Childish Yen Yen versus Penangites

Last month Yen Yen, as reported by The Star Online, said with premature optimism that Psy can help Penang gallop to fame.



She even declared she would love to dance in the Gangnam style with the Korean star. Thank goodness we were spared the horror of that sight, wakakaka.


NO NO NO, wakakaka

Mind you, she was half right in that the Penang show of Psy became famous, though not for what she had in mind, wakakaka. I am referring to the No-No-No's for Najib, a total embarrassment for Penang BN who then delved into conspiracy theory worthy of a Bourne Identity film, wakakaka.


Woi Yen Yen, can you hear the No-No-No? wakakaka

Some BN people would have learnt from that public relations disaster but not our 'intrepid' lassie, wakakaka, because some three weeks later in Malacca she put herself in the same situation where she became the principal target of the same No-No-No rebuff.

As they say, those who fail to learn from the lessons of history ... er ... get to wear the dunce cap wakakaka.


Was that her in disguise, wakakaka

She then childishly vented her petulant ire at, no not Malaccans because Ali Rustam is the CM there and you know how cringing MCA pollies are towards their UMNO lords, but Penangites. She said she won't take China's famed director, Yang Zimou, to Penang, wakakaka.


which must consist of Yes-Yes-Yes, wakakaka

Oh Yen Yen, lu budak kecil kah? Do grow up. But more important do you realize you have deliberately marginalized and disadvantaged your people, the BN supporters in Penang.

Okay, Penang BN guys, take note and don't vote BN lah because Yen Yen doesn't like you. We Penangites must stand together, wakakaka.



As if that was not enough she was reported by The Malaysian Insider that her ministry will only consider giving more funds to Penang to build a second hill railway service if Lim GE or the state government apologises for his/their mistakes for, what she has alleged as, poor management of the newly revamped Penang Hill railway system that suffered two breakdowns in the last month alone.

Guan Eng repudiated her unfounded allegations but graciously asserted he was more than prepared to apologise for the non-mistake if that can truly translate into receiving more funds for a second funicular train for Penang Hill.



Guan Eng stated "Yo Yen, can one lah, can dance Gangnam with lu oso", wakakaka - no, that's just kaytee's creative licence as a blogger. 

What Guan Eng actually stated was “If the minister is really serious in wanting to give an allocation to build a second train service for Penang Hill if I apologise, then for the sake of Penang, I will apologise even if I am not wrong.”

Let's see what will be her next childish petulance, wakakaka.


P/S - Hi, I blog mainly at my other blog, ktemoc konsiders. Do visit me over there.



Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Mentee like mentor or mentor like mentee?

Alamak, now who was I referring to in the following paragraph:


We know of his perpetual disowning of responsibilities for every bit of involvement in BN's f*-up in those years when he was in power as an UMNO minister in various capacities, including Education (Ops Lalang), Finance (Forex), DPM and acting PM (Apcet II), and as BN Director of election operations in the 1994 Sabah elections. You may take it from him, which many of his followers and admirers have already happily swallowed every teeny weeny itsy bit, that he was the cleanest, most naive and most innocent babe in the political woods in those years.


Then today, after reading Malaysiakini's Mahathir denies country had trained MNLF fighters, I suppose I shouldn't blame him, as he has picked up some bad habits, wakakaka.


Or, is it the other way around, that is, the mentor has instead learned from the mentee, wakakaka.

Read also The Master & The Disciple, a post at KTemoc Konsiders, my principal blogsite.

Tuesday, March 05, 2013

Overkill?

don't hurt us; we're the victims
we've come in 'peace', just to do our usual - rob, harass and kill

Malaysiakini - Sulu Leader: What Malaysia is doing is overkill

Sulu sultanate spokesperson Abraham Idjirani told a radio station "It only means they are afraid of us ... If they were really brave, they would not use such a huge force to avoid being accused of overkill. They are showing the world that what they are doing is overkill."

Wah, the bloke has the brazen cheek to assume the cloak of victim-hood after his terrorist gang killed eight Malaysian policemen on Malaysian soil.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Hold position at Lahad Datu

Jamallul Kiram III, self-proclaimed Sultan of Sulu

Using his mobile phone, he told his men in Kampung Tanduo (near Lahad Datu) to hold their grounds.

I wonder whether he said: "Now listen listen listen, don't retreat and if those Malaysians dare to advance, I want you guys to fight to your last drop of blood."

I won't be surprised if he had, because since time immemorial, that has always been the way of leaders!


Thursday, February 14, 2013

Powerful Powerpoint Proposal

Article from Ninemsm.com:

A love-struck NSW lecturer turned his marriage proposal into an educational experience, using a Powerpoint presentation to pop the question to another teacher in front of a class of students.
Edmund Goh, 34, deputy head of the Blue Mountains International Hotel Management School, told ninemsn he felt it would be fitting to propose to his 29-year-old girlfriend, Sandra Kong, in a classroom.

"I felt that since we are both teaching it would be quite interesting to propose in a classroom context," he said.

"I wanted to do something a bit old school and catch her by surprise."

Mr Goh asked Ms Kong if he could give a slideshow presentation about Valentine's Day during her Food and Beverage operations class on Monday.

He purposely applied marketing objectives to the slideshow, which would be shown to a class of marketing, events and food and beverage students.

"I wanted to ask Sandra to marry me but it had to have an educational value as well," he said.



"Events students have to think about different ways to organise a wedding…And obviously a proposal comes before a wedding."

The students, who were not aware their teachers were a couple, are seen in the video laughing as the presentation about Valentine's Day suddenly took an unusual turn.

Music suddenly blared over the speakers and a series of images of animals kissing flashed on the screen.

Soon an image of Ms Kong, who was sitting in the front row of the classroom, appeared on the screen.

"I think you guys have heard a lot of rumours that something is going on in the school," he told students.
"Today we're going to make it official."

He got down on one knee to propose as the words "Will you marry me?" appeared on the screen, and Ms Kong accepted.

Mr Goh posted video of the event on YouTube under the heading: "Wedding proposal 101: How to propose effectively".



"I put it on Facebook and YouTube because I also teach promotions," he said.

"I thought it would be a good case study to test the power of social media."

Good on you Edmund, and wishing you and Sandra all the best.


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